Not friendly (as in, a hundred caps) to those with dial-up.
Our first shot of Marguerite, as per her character in season one, eying her gems.
A mysterious fog (hee) sweeps into the area to surround Marguerite, Roxton and Malone.
Druids! They appear out of the mist! And grab Marguerite...
... which makes Roxton unhappy.
She's held to the stone table, about to become a sacrifice...
But wait, that's actually a season two episode. Therefore, this birthmark means that the legends are true and Morrigan has returned.
Virgin!Ned tries not to stare at her naked back.
Marguerite: The fuck is going on?
Rachel: I hate you costume department.
Will: I'm not sure what John is supposed to be emoting here... maybe if I squint my eyes?
THE LOST WORLD
Weird Druid Man tells her stories.
John's a little jealous so snarks a comment at Marguerite.
She deems it worthy enough for a wook.
Weird Druid Man really wants to prove Marguerite is Morrigan, so pulls her shirt apart again and rubs her back creepy like.
Roxton and Malone don't like the creepy back rubbing.
Marguerite is given a quest to find the missing emeralds because only Morrigan can do such a thing.
Roxton scoffs, but his love for Marguerite means he's coming along. Malone's in, but only because he hopes he can see more nakedness.
Fog again. It transports them to a beach!
Rachel likes beaches.
Unfortunately this beach is home to THE FUNNIEST MOVING RAPTORS EVER. Oh season one.
Fearing for their lives, Roxton, Marguerite and Malone aim everywhere but at the actually dinosaurs.
They run up a trail and when they turn back... no more raptors. D'oh!
Night is a good time for flirting.
A fork in the road!
Marguerite looks to John for direction (hee!).
Malone goes one way. Roxton and Marguerite go the other (HEE!).
John wants to know what the hold up is and why Marguerite is giving him her light.
Oh because... skin!
Roxton pretends he can't see the view.
She totally calls him on it.
Marguerite: So Lord John Roxton, what's your next move going to be?
But then damn Virgin!Ned screams for help in the distance.
They hike back to get his sorry ass out of whatever trouble he got himself into and find...
Malone: Hey guys. A little help?
Roxton comes up with the brilliant plan that involves him sitting and staring at Marguerite's ass while she crawls into the quicksand.
She doesn't think it's such a hot plan.
Oh no Malone! Hang on!
Pull you damn bastard, pull!
I... have no words for this cap. Mostly because at this point in the episode I'm crying with laughter because Will has actually had to say the line: "Surrender to the quicksand."
Oh Will Snow... those faces! THOSE FACES KILL ME.
Malone: So, er, you guys? I think we're supposed to take the other path.
Roxton/Marguerite: Ha Ha Ha Ha. We're so CUTE!
The next day... The Cannibals find them!
Just in time, Roxton notices and flings himself at Marguerite to protect her.
She asks him "what the hell do you think you're doing?" before she realizes he saved her.
FACEPLANT. OHMYGOD RACHEL. AHAHAHA! *REPLAYS ON LOOP*
Roxton to Marguerite: You are an overwhelming pain in the ass!
Heh.
Malone: Guuuuuys... now's not the time.
Liquid Monster (LM) watches them from behind a tree!
Then turns into Marguerite when the real Marguerite goes ahead of the others to check the path!
Ooh, LMMarguerite is evil.
Real Marguerite is left behind.
LMMarguerite uses her awesome evil strength to pull a tree out of the ground and snap it in half on her thigh.
She brandishes a knife!
John just punches her in the face and sends her flying into the bushes. But when he looks... she's not there! Damn you Liquid Monster!
Real Marguerite appears and John is confused.
But before things can really get out of hand... oh noes! More Liquid Monsters appear!
LMRoxton and LMMalone! (hee hee hee)
John gives Marguerite his spare gun...
... and then they laugh about her shooting a LMRoxton.
Later by the lake, Roxton and Marguerite get some alone time.
She wonders if she could really be the reincarnation of Morrigan.
John's worried about her...
... so flirts.
It works.
Liquid Monsters chase them to the edge of a cliff!
Across the chasm is, of course, the emeralds.
LMs stalk them from the trees. *snicker*
A leap of faith.
A magical ice bridge forms.
Malone is shocked. John emotes.
A wall of fire goes up at the far end.
Marguerite knows what she must do...
... she, um, sings? Some funky Druid song? And Roxton deduces that she is no longer herself but is, in fact, Morrigan. Or something?
Weird Druid Man tells her that she done good, that she won't be needed for a bit, and that she should follow her destiny. Then he leaves.
But wait! she yells. What am I supposed to do? Cue the fog. Cue Rachel reaching her hand out after Weird Druid Man.
The fog dissipates and she's holding the hand of...
... Roxton. What? How did that happen?! OMG LOST WORLD YOU ARE SO TRICKY!
She's a bit appalled, but John likes to think of it as his lucky day.
He and Malone have no recollection of the Druid adventure, so John flirts with her.
She tries to flirt back...
... but can't figure out what's going on.
Back at the treehouse she's a bit underwhelmed by her jewels now that she can compare them to the emeralds in her mind's eye.
But then she gets a close proximity moment with Roxton and bounces back to her usual self.
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